| will have two y chromosomes |
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| I'll end up raising him by myself. |
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| will kill itself for being raised only by mom |
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| We'll end up getting divorced and the kid will choose me. |
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| I'll make her first language to be spanish |
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| Ludiculo human ver. |
| everything it touches turns into oranges |
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| That ability kicks ass OT: Sombrero tycoon who also steals for fun |
| Runs away from home because their parents are weird af |
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| Will be king of the Pirates. |
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| Poor child hahaha |
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| Our child will become the best shitposter on 4chan |
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| sweetest girl ever |
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| Pokemon Master |
★ |
| abs 'nuff said |
 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝒾 𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓉 𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝒾 𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 |
| bitch pls you don't need marriage to make babies |
𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝒾 𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓉 𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝒾 𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 |
| Wonderful puppies that'll turn into wondrrful puggies |
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| A fine neo-german bussinessman. |
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| Probably a pretty strange kid with good taste in music |
| Indeed. I'll take the baby, and you can stick with your pug. |
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That, my friend, sounds disturbing. |
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| Poor child. |
Prophetess of the Golden Era  |
| They'd probably be lit 24/7 due to all the smoke in the house. |
Take care of yourself |
| Another rocker. |
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| Welp, I'll be protecting my child from his 'sacrifice' to the god/demon |
| You gotta do what you gotta do. |
Nickel-Kingins said: Welp, I'll be protecting my child from his 'sacrifice' to the god/demon Lolwat |
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| They'll be just fine I hope. |
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Gosh! Was it still there? The problem is, I don't see it at all. It is something I wrote when I first joined MAL and thought I deleted it. Thanks for the info ^_^ |
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| Would definitely be a stubborn one. |
 Men are props on the stage of life, and no matter how tender, how exquisite… A lie will remain a lie. |
| Would be a hacker |
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| ^^Plays VN on his harley. Summons Satan. |
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| ...Who is the daddy? I don't think that it'll go well. |
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| I think it'd be ok.... he can feed the child, I'll buy her clothess. |
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| Might work, but I would probably be too lazy to do most of the necessary stuff. xD |
 You think the worst of all is far behind The Vampyre of time and memories has died I survived. I speak, I breathe, I'm incomplete I'm alive - hooray! You're wrong again 'Cause I feel no love |
| this ratchet hoe takin care of my kids no doubt, Im leavin her ass |
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| He a fuckboy so he won't even get to see them so shitty |
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| I'd leave |
| Would feed the child lots of tacos since he definitely wouldn't |
| Deliveries go here pls <3 Candy Kingdom (∩^o^)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ |
| Ban child from mexican anything |
| No italian desserts |
| Deliveries go here pls <3 Candy Kingdom (∩^o^)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ |
| no auburn support |
| Must be active, won't allow laziness |
| Deliveries go here pls <3 Candy Kingdom (∩^o^)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ |
| It's gonna be the first one to use the bike inside buildings in Pokemon games |
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